Have you ever noticed how exceedingly rare it is for a witch, these days, to cook and eat a couple of small children she’s kidnapped? Or for a wolf to devour a little girl and her grandmother without even chewing? If you’re wondering why these misadventures, so common in centuries past as evidenced by fairy tales like "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Hansel and Gretel," seem to have been largely eliminated, the answer is clear: The wide availability of modern firearms, and the solid Second A...
The NRA Finally Makes Fairy Tales Child-Friendly By Adding Guns
The Huffington Post - 26 Mar 2016 17:42
Have you ever noticed how exceedingly rare it is for a witch, these days, to cook and eat a couple of small children she’s kidnapped? Or for a wolf to devour a little girl and her grandmother without even chewing? If you’re wondering why these misadventures, so common in centuries past as evidenced by fairy tales like "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Hansel and Gretel," seem to have been largely eliminated, the answer is clear: The wide availability of modern firearms, and the solid Second A...
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